Terminator Endoskeleton Statue
The price tag is a little high (for the Buy-it-Now anyway), but having your own T-800 Model Terminator Exoskeleton statue would be pretty freakin’ cool.
At a dollar under $20,000, it’s an expensive toy… but it does come with LED lights, a fully functional neural net brain – a learning computer, a fully automatic laser rifle, and enough gripping force to crush a titanium block. Or maybe just LED lights.
Shipping might be a pain, but if you’re throwing away 20k just for a terminator statue, you might as well fly down to Texas, rent a one-way U-Haul, and drive that thing back to your lonely, empty house.